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    September 21

    19 Ways To Keep Her...

    1. DON'T FORCE HER TO DO ANYTHING.
    [She won't trust you if you do & it'll be awkward]

    2. Grab her hand when you walk next to each other.
    [She always gets butterflies when you do it; it makes her feel like you want her]

    3. When standing, wrap your arms around her.
    [It makes her feel like you really love her.]

    4. Cuddle with her.
    [She'll feel like your there for her]

    5. Hug her from behind
    [It makes her feel special]

    6. Write little notes.
    [She smiles. They're cute; The end]

    7. Compliment her Honestly.
    [No girl likes a liar and no girl likes a person who lies about it when you compliment her]

    8. When you hug her, hold her in your arms as long as possible.
    [It makes her feel wanted]

    9. Be super sweet to her. = )
    [All girls like a super sweet guy]

    10. Call her at night to wish her sweet dreams.
    [She'll go to bed with a smile]

    11. Comfort her when she cries.
    [She'll feel like you'll ALWAYS be there for her]

    12.Wipe away her tears
    [It'll show you'll always be there]

    13. Love her with all your heart.
    [Not with your brain... or your ......]

    14. Pick her up and flirt with her (she'll scream and say put me down but really she loves it).
    [It's true boys!]

    15. Be a gentleman (hold the door for her).
    [Every girl loves a guy who is a gentleman]

    16. DON'T let your friends talk trash about her, it'll get back 2 her
    [& it'll make her feel like you aren't really there for her]

    17. Take her for a long walk at night!
    [She just wants to be alone. & that's not always bad. The world can be annoying sometimes & you just need to be alone.]

    18. When it's cold outside hold her close
    [You want her to be happy & she's happy in your arms]

    19. Draw on or rub her back as she is tryin to rest or sleep
    [This just feels good!] {not with a pen you idiot, with your finger}

    Erotic Fantasy & My Personality

    You're an ideal match for being an adult film star!

    Adult film star

    Right, lights, camera, action! We get the impression that you're a confident person who likes to make the most of the assets in your life. This makes you an obvious match for some home film making. We're not suggesting that you need a cast of thousands, the obligatory moustache, or creative topiary for the nether regions. But we do think you'd see yourself in an entirely new light. Obviously this can be a daunting prospect. After all, there are some angles that nature just did not intend us to see, but there's no need to see it as a potential Blair Witch Project. If sex with your partner is fun, then it might be almost as much fun to watch yourselves afterwards. It may even tempt you into having seconds. Just be wary of your partner selling the footage to Internet sites – you could end up with a career in reality TV shows!

    September 05

    What's the point, eh?

    I just love how people are so quick to criticize me and my decisions.  I'd like to think I've made somewhat of an improvement.  People are talking about how I had changed...Well, when a person gets tangled up in drugs and anorexia a personality change is bound to happen.  For those who care to know, I've been clean for almost five months.  I'm working hard at a job I love and I'm preparing to go back to school.  I thought people would be proud of me once they heard that I finally decided to go back to school - I guess not.  I'm never gonna stop loving certain people out there, even if they decide to put me down...you know who you are.  Furthermore, I couldn't be more proud of you - and know in your heart that I do love you.
    July 30

    Can't Help Falling In Love With You

    Wise men say only fools rush in
    But I cant help falling in love with you
    Shall I stay
    Would it be a sin
    If I cant help falling in love with you

    Like a river flows surely to the sea
    Darling so it goes
    Some things are meant to be
    Take my hand, take my whole life too
    For I cant help falling in love with you

    Like a river flows surely to the sea
    Darling so it goes
    Some things are meant to be
    Take my hand, take my whole life too
    For I cant help falling in love with you
    For I cant help falling in love with you
    July 01

    RIP

    O'SULLIVAN, Gregory

     

    O'SULLIVAN, Gregory - 53, Halifax, died Friday, June 23, 2006. Born in Mancott, Wales, he was a son of Stella (Gaetrel) O'Sullivan and the late Thomas O' Sullivan. Greg was an employee of CTV for 29 years. He was a talented graphic artist and painter. He enjoyed music and was an avid reader. He is survived by his wife, Verna (Smith) O'Sullivan; stepdaughters, Sarah Calder, Toronto; Jennifer Bartlett, Antigonish; sister, Jacqueline (John) Wilt, Fredericton, N.B. He was predeceased by his first wife, the former Sharon Murphy. Cremation under the care of J. Albert Walker & Sons Funeral Home, 307 Prince Albert Rd., Dartmouth (469-5601). A celebration of life will be held Thursday at 11 a.m. in the funeral home chapel. In lieu of flowers, the family requests that you do a good deed for someone or make a donation to a charity of your choice. On-line condolences may be made to the family by visiting: donaldkwalker@accesswave.com
    June 27

    Wow...

    "Nothing Fails"

    I'm in love with you, you silly thing
    Anyone can see
    What is it with you, you silly thing
    Just take it from me

    It was not a chance meeting
    Feel my heart beating
    You're the one

    You could take all this, take it away
    I'd still have it all
    'Cause I've climbed the tree of life
    And that is why, no longer scared if I fall

    When I get lost in space
    I can return to this place
    'Cause, you're the one

    Nothing fails
    No more fears
    Nothing fails
    You washed away my tears
    Nothing fails
    No more fears
    Nothing fails
    Nothing fails

    I'm not religious
    But I feel so moved
    Makes me want to pray
    Pray you'll always be here

    I'm not religious
    But I feel such love
    Makes me want to pray

    When I get lost in space
    I can return to this place
    'Cause you're the one

    I'm not religious
    But I feel so moved
    I'm not religious
    Makes me wanna pray
    I'm not religious
    But I feel so moved
    I'm not religious
    Makes me want to pray

    Nothing fails
    No more fears
    Nothing fails
    You washed away my tears
    Nothing fails
    No more fears
    Nothing fails
    June 24

    FYI...

    For anyone who wishes to know...
     
    Call my cell if you need me.  I'll probably be hard to get in touch with.  It goes like this...My mother's husband has passed away.  I don't know exactly what this will mean for me, but it's a definite blow none the less.  I'll likely have to go to Hailfax for the funeral and such.  That and then there is the fact that I don't want my mother to be alone right now.
     
    So if you are reading this you likely know my cell if you have to talk to me for anything.  Hopefully, life will be back to normal soon.
     
    - Jenn
    June 23

    A Macabre Love Story


    Some people who work in the medical and funeral industries get so used to death and bodies that becoming attracted to one takes fewer cognitive leaps. To conclude our examination of this unusual paraphilia, we'll look at a story that shows just how persistent sexual attraction can be.

    It happened in 1931 in Key West, Florida. Radiologist Carl von Cosel, 56, became obsessed with one of the tuberculosis patients at the sanitarium where he worked. Her name was Maria Elena de Hoyos and she was a beautiful, 22-year-old woman. Von Cosel hoped to marry her, but before she could respond to his attentions, she weakened and died. He begged the family not to bury her. Fearing contamination of her body from groundwater, he built a mausoleum for her in the nearby cemetery and preserved her in formaldehyde. There in secret he would sit and have "conversations" with her. He even left a phone in the mausoleum so he could speak to her while away. This man was clearly obsessed. One day he just decided to illegally remove her corpse and take her to his home.

    To keep her in good shape, von Cosel brought in a regular supply of preservatives and perfumes, but Maria Elena's corpse eventually began to deteriorate. Using piano wire to string her bones together, von Cosel replaced her rotted eyes with glass eyes and her decomposed skin with a mixture of wax and silk. As her hair fell out, he used it to make a wig to put on her head. Stuffing her corpse with rags to keep her from collapsing and dressing her in a bridal gown, he kept her by his side in bed. Dr. Michael Baden pointed out on HBO's Autopsy that the man even inserted a tube into her decrepit corpse to serve as a vagina for making love. He also played a small organ to her as she "slept."

    He got away with this for seven years until de Hoyos' sister accidentally came upon her in von Cosel's home. Horrified, she called the police.

    Von Cosel was arrested, but the statute of limitations had run out on his crime of grave robbing, so he was set free. Maria Elena was buried in a secret unmarked area and von Cosel moved to central Florida, where he sold postcards of his beloved. Even when she was taken from him, he couldn't forget her. When he eventually died in 1952, he was found in a room with a large doll in his arms that was wearing Elena's death mask.

     

    (courtesy of crimelibrary.com)

    June 09

    The 411

    I just wanted to take a moment to give everyone and update.  Life is looking up.  Working again...YAY!  I'm currently working as a reservations agent for united airlines.  Holy Jebus!  Summa da effin' foolish calls I get...lol.  Oh well, what can ya do, eh?  For the most part my calls are good.  It's always the bad ones that stick with ya and stand out in my mind though.
     
    Apart from that, I dunno what to say.  Bought some new clothes...got my hair cut...changed the colour of it too.  Trying to get back to my natural colour...slowly...while having fun and being experimental with it.
     
    Anyhow, I must go.  Call my cell or e-mail at any time!
     
    Much love to everyone!
    June 05

    Meh...

    Have you ever found that sometimes things just will not go your way?  I have been noticing that more and more lately...heh...
    May 21

    James Blunt Is A God...

    "Goodbye My Lover"

    Did I disappoint you or let you down?
    Should I be feeling guilty or let the judges frown?
    'Cause I saw the end before we'd begun,
    Yes I saw you were blinded and I knew I had won.
    So I took what's mine by eternal right.
    Took your soul out into the night.
    It may be over but it won't stop there,
    I am here for you if you'd only care.
    You touched my heart you touched my soul.
    You changed my life and all my goals.
    And love is blind and that I knew when,
    My heart was blinded by you.
    I've kissed your lips and held your hand.
    Shared your dreams and shared your bed.
    I know you well, I know your smell.
    I've been addicted to you.

    [x2]
    Goodbye my lover.
    Goodbye my friend.
    You have been the one.
    You have been the one for me.

    I am a dreamer and when i wake,
    You can't break my spirit - it's my dreams you take.
    And as you move on, remember me,
    Remember us and all we used to be
    I've seen you cry, I've seen you smile.
    I've watched you sleeping for a while.
    I'd be the father of your child.
    I'd spend a lifetime with you.
    I know your fears and you know mine.
    We've had our doubts but now we're fine,
    And I love you, I swear that's true.
    I cannot live without you.

    [x2]
    Goodbye my lover.
    Goodbye my friend.
    You have been the one.
    You have been the one for me.

    And I still hold your hand in mine.
    In mine when I'm asleep.
    And I will bare my soul in time,
    When I'm kneeling at your feet.
    Goodbye my lover.
    Goodbye my friend.
    You have been the one.
    You have been the one for me.

    I'm so hollow, baby, I'm so hollow.
    I'm so, I'm so, I'm so hollow.
    I'm so hollow, baby, I'm so hollow.
    I'm so, I'm so, I'm so hollow.