What's the difference between an Emo kid and a dead baby?
The baby doesn't cry.
How many Emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two. One to screw in the lightbulb and another to write a poem about how they miss the old one.
What do you call a punk without a girlfriend?
Homeless.
What do you call 1000 Emo kids at the bottom of the ocean?
A good start.
If you have tighter pants than your girlfriend you might be Emo.
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