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12月30日 WTF?So I come to my computer to check my messages and this is what I get...
Crystal says: lmao telling everyone you are going to charge molly nice you fuck me over and your scared someone is going to do something about it you will never fucking change and i hope you fucking get yours and i will make sure you do ----------------------------- This came outta nowhere...like WTF? 12月27日 Like, Seriously?So my mother comes home from a Boxing Day dance and strolls on down to my bedroom. Mom had a few drinks of holiday cheer and was feeling pretty full of holiday spirit. She pushes the door open to find my boyfriend and I sleeping quite peacefully and innocently. She announces that she was now home for the remainder of the evening and starts rambling on about my boyfriend and I having sex. I was like "OMG, Mom, shut up and go to bed or something..." - THEN she starts going on about how we should be having sex and about how young we are.
I guess the point is that I never thought I'd be lectured about not having sex with my boyfriend...Priceless. 12月22日 I'm Worth $460.50 - How Much Are You Worth?The funniest part is there is only one item worth less than a dollar and everyone has had an amount and .50 cents!!!! We've all peed in the pool so don't even try to lie about that one!! Okay so here's the deal. you look it over and see how many of these things you have done, BUT you have to add up the money amount along the way, then post the amount that you are as the title of the bulletin such as "$15" or "I'm worth $78" or something like that. Smoked pot-- $10 Got drunk, passed and don't remember the night before-- $20 Went skinny dipping-- $5 Had sex in a pool-- $20 Kissed someone of the same sex-- $10 Had sex with someone of the same sex $20 Cheated on your g/f or b/f -- $10 Cheated on your g/f or b/f with their relative or close friend--$20 done oral-- $5 got oral-- $5 done / got oral in a car while it was moving--$25 prank called the cops-- $5 Stole something-- $10 Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars--$20 Had sex with someone 10 years older-- $20 Had sex with someone under 21 and you are over 27--$25 Cried yourself to sleep-- $5 Cried during sex--$20 Been in love-- $25 Been in love with two people or more at the same time --$50 Said you love someone but didn't mean it-- $25 Went streaking-- $5 Went streaking in broad daylight --$15 Been arrested-- $5 Spent time in jail --$15 Peed in the pool-- $0.50 Played spin the bottle-- $5 Done something you regret-- $20 Had a crush on your best friend--$5 Had sex with your best friend --$20 Had a crush on someone at work --$5 Had sex with someone you work with at work --$25 Lied to your mate --$5 Lied to your mate about the sex being good --$25 DON'T FORGET TO REPOST WITH YOUR DOLLAR AMOUNT! |
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